Tristan Taormino’s Cottage Industry of Ass

February 14, 2006
LANK

I fear our pal Tristan Taormino might be in an ass rut. It's always Ass This, Ass That. I'm all like, "Tristan, do you want to go get a burger?" and she's like, "Ass me later."

Anyway, between the new edition of her book and her upcoming movie, everything is coming up Ass for Tristan Taormino. More after the ass. - G. Ponante

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"The first time someone put a finger in my butt," Taormino says, "I thought I'd died and gone to heaven."

Taormino's revised and expanded "The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women" has been released by Cleis Press in an edition that doesn't exclude the fellas. Included is a chapter on creating one's own back-door man.

Add to that Adam & Eve's reality-flavored "Tristan Taormino's House of Ass" (due Feb. 24), which features Justine Joli as well as Joanna Angel in her first interracial scene with Mr. Marcus.

The Buggernaut continues with a contest sponsored by Adam & Eve and Genesis Magazine featuring "true anal love stories" that will net the winning author some kind of asstatsic goodie bag and the opportunity to be published in a slick and glossy gentlemen's publication.

Read some early reader entries here. (Sneak preview: "She was still in awe of my phallic erection. When she measured it, she commented, 'Wow! Five inches!' However, her hemorrhoids problem forbids us from pursuing 'back door love.'")

· "Tristan Taormino's House of Ass" (puckerup.com)
· The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women (cleispress.com)
· "House of Ass" Contest (genesismagazine.com)
· Taormino incorporates Ass (gramponante.com)
· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)