Wet Spots

· The good news: Kid Rock may have successfully prevented footage from his sex tape from being further unleashed upon an unsuspecting public. The bad news: We're afraid that mass irreparable retinal damage has already been done. (MSNBC; see also .PDF of court filing @ Detroit Wonk)

· The new cycle of "America's Next Top Model" won't start for another two weeks, but somehow we doubt we'll be seeing anything like what goes on on its Australian counterpart this coming season. (FourFour + Egotastic)

· Our electricity still isn't working dependably here in New Orleans, thousands are living in leaky FEMA trailers, and we have no idea how we're going to pay to clean up after Mardi Gras this year, but hey—at least we're getting a Penthouse Club! (Xbiz)

· While we're especially digging all that soft focus baby's breath action, it gives us pause to consider that this 1977 Victoria's Secret catalogue is older than most of its current crop of models.(usemycomputer.com)

· "The elusive clitoral orgasm is not built for most mainstream porno. I'd bet that 85% of all female porngasms are fake." Fortunately, our friend Rollertrain manages to stumble across an example from that remaining fifteen percent. (rollertrain.blogspot.com)

· Big thanks to Kanye West for reminding the world that liking porn doesn't make you a sex addict. You may now continue to enjoy Fleshbot without feeling the need for expensive therapy. (starpulse.com)

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