· "You're adorable and reliable/But is your anus pliable?" The Wet Spots (no relation) ask the musical question we always find ourselves wondering aloud during our first dates—which is probably why we have so few second ones. (goodiebag.tv)
· We never thought sumo wrestlers would be good sources for sex tips—and after looking at this site, we're still not convinced. (sumo-sex.com)
· Jenna Jameson: coming again soon to a cell phone near you. (AVN)
· If you've been jerking off to mugshots on The Smoking Gun, Casey Hicks would like you to stop. The entire Fleshbot staff sends Ms. Hicks our sincere apologies. (thesmokinggun.com)
· A magazine ad showing large breasts is one thing, but a magazine ad showing large breasts that you actually get to play with is quite another. (adverbox.com, via Adrants)
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