Smell My Vulva

We're sort of at a loss for words when it comes to describing this product which purports to offer "authentically natural vaginal flavor" (presumably for use as an aphrodisiac perfume or dessert topping), so we'll just let the charmingly mistranslated promo copy speak for itself: "VULVA Original lets you enjoy the scent of a woman anytime you want ... Shake the VULVA vial well, and the fluid is also transformed to optically resemble the object of every man's desire." (Confused? Don't miss the FAQ section, which contains such helpful tidbits as "Q: Is it possible to swallow VO? A: No! Do not swallow and keep away from children!") What will those crazy Germans think of next?

VULVA Original (product info and gallery @ riechmichund.com [= "smell me and com(e)"] - thanks Terry)