Wet Spots

· Ever since we passed the link for this virtual Bounce-O-Meter along to our interns (who of course went right for the DDs), office productivity here at Fleshbot Central has dropped over forty percent. You've been warned. (Flash @ shockabsorber.co.uk - thanks M)

· Disregarding the fact that Paris Hilton's career (such as it is) seems to be doing just fine, Scott Stapp claims that the release of that sex tape in which he stars with Kid Rock was masterminded by someone who "doesn
t want me to be successful in my solo career". Such as it is. (Defamer)

· The Village Voice's Johnny Maldoro jumps on the Audrey Hollander bandwagon (which we've been riding for quite a while) with a porny paean to her puckish pulchritude: "The thing that draws my attention so ineluctably to her ... is this powerfully simple fact: The girl has freckles. Lots of 'em. And red—curly red—hair. If you don't desperately wish you could take a roll in the clover with her (I'm talking to you too, college-loosened ladies), then you obviously have something against the Irish, and next time I see you in O'Connor's, I'm rudely avoiding eye contact." (villagevoice.com)

· If it weren't for the fact that we had to stay in New Orleans this past weekend to ogle all those naked bobies help celebrate the proud traditions which define our fair city, we would've totally been at the "Backdoor Betty" premiere party for "Tristan Taormino's House of Ass" in New York City. Hopefully someone remembered to save a goody bag and a couple of pieces of ass cake for us. (gallery @ dv8cultx.com)

· The rabidly Catholic founder of Domino's Pizza is seeking to create a new community in Florida with "no place to get an abortion, pornography or birth control"—that is, a place sort of like Alabama but without all those pesky Baptists. (azcentral.com)

· Boing Boing asks the artistic question, "What could be more breathtaking than a collection of intricate, traditional landscape paintings?" Why, "Intricate, traditional landscapes painted on a female model's posterior," of course. (boingboing.net + flickr.com)

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