Plastic Assets

Remember when when young women who couldn't afford breast implants had to resort to internet begging in order to make their D-cup dreams come true? Thanks to the Bank of National Credit's new "Plastic Assets" card and the good folks at the Huffington Post, those days are history—now all those aspiring pornstars have to do is apply their existing spending power to earn points redeemable towards free breast enhancements ... plus a free lip injection for every friend they refer to the program. All that with a zero percent introductory APR, 75% off all plastic surgeon consultations, and "Exclusive VIP passes to Spring Break, Online Dating Memberships and More"; if that darn application server weren't always so busy, we might actually consider getting one ourselves just for all those extra perks!

Plastic Assets: "Invest In Your Breasts" (plasticassets.com - thanks CR)

Previously: Invest In My Breast, Boob Grant, Send Ashley to College, Breast Enlargement Simulator, Porno Plastic Surgery: Hall of Fame, Ugly Breast Implants, The Breast Expert