Wet Spots

· When is a celebrity nip slip not merely a display of errant boobage? Why, when it's a pair of full-on group wardrobe malfunctions, of course. (Pussycat Dolls @ taxidrivermovie.com; also spotted @ Double Viking)

· Move over, Alabama and Iowa: you may soon be joined by Tennessee on the short list of the most dildo-unfriendly states in the nation. (nashvillescene.com - thanks JD)

· Meanwhile, all you need to do to buy a mini vibrator in the UK is head on down to the local pub. Now that's progress. (localnewsleader.com, via Tiny Nibbles)

· And we thought we were disproportionately attached to our porn: Russian man makes plans to bury himself with his smut collection, explaining that "The girls in those magazines have been my companions for years, and I want them to accompany me to the next life." (ananova.com)

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