Marital Aid: Your Total Erection System

Your parts will be greater than the sum of their parts as you unleash your inner Gestaltist with Adam & Eve's Total Erection System. Beware of Erection Systems advertising themselves as "Partial" or, worse, "Half-Assed" with this space-age set of tools that, observed in a certain way, resembles the skyline of Brasilia. More after the gap. - G. Ponante

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Not to be confused with the Emergency Broadcast System, which actually promotes flaccidity, the Total Erection System offers a hoop-to-nuts solution by even providing a cock ring and a multi-speed vibrator.

Just insert everything you are into the special 7 and 1/2" clear cylinder and watch your own vacuum-aided growth. A special gauge helps quantify your arousal.

Disengaging from the tube with a sound like the sighing of angels, your erection remains pressurized. Invite a stewardess to board it.

· Adam & Eve's Total Erection System (adameve.com)

Previously: Marital Aid: A Hundred Tongues, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive