Morning Wood

· We'll let the rest of you argue whether Adriana Lima is really a virgin or not; we're just content to watch her roll around the beach in a leather jacket. (GQ @ men.style.com)

· The New York Time presents a slideshow to teach you ever· ything you need to know about Burlesque 101. Alas, nothing is ever as easy as it looks. (nytimes.com; registration required)

· Ponder the (potentially Photoshoppped) mystery of the Girl With Three Boobies. Would she would be more inclined to date a man with three hands? (redlightarea.com)

· Now that the Colin Farrell sex tape has already made the rounds, is former Playboy Playmate Nicole Narain's appearance in it really worth $3 million? Fortunately for Nicole, at least one internet porn company seems to think so. (thesmokinggun.com)

· Ever wonder what it's like to photograph beautiful naked altporn chicks for a living? The lovely Rachel Kramer Bussel interviews Burning Angel's lovely Brenda Staudenmaier to find out. (gothamist.com)

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