Wet Spots

· We already knew there were a lot of beautiful women in Israel, as well as a bunch of soldiers—but who knew there were so many beautiful women in the Israeli military? Compulsory service never looked so good. (attustest.blogspot.com)

· According to this brief history of the vibrator, the first pocket rocket was created by doctors in 1883 to give their female patients "pelvic massages" (read: orgasms) as a cure for "hysteria." Wait, they're used for other things too? (philly.com)

· If you're more of a Luddite when it comes to playtime tools, how about a nice handcrafted glass dildo? The manufacturers assure us they don't break, but you should still remember to pick up some JetDry to avoid that nasty spotting before throwing them in your dishwasher. (thestar.com)

· With all the serious issues in the news these days, why is the Washington Post featuring hot police double fisting action on its front page? Your guess is as good as ours. (mediabistro.com - thanks P.)

· Whether it's making out with Kristanna Loken or opening a chain of X-rated strip clubs, Pink sure is showing the world what a truly versatile performer she is these days. (savemanny.blogspot.com + femalefirst.co.uk)

· A British study says looking for online smut at work is the number one cause of network security incidents. Is there anything porn doesn't get blamed for these days? (techworld.com)

· We really shouldn't have to point this out to you, but it can't be stressed enough: Be careful before you let Sharon Stone give your kids sex advice. Unless, of course, you want them starring in low-grade sex thrillers and basically creeping everybody out. (avn.com + rottentomates.com + defamer)

· To donkey punch or not donkey punch? That is the question. (Tip: share it with someone you love!) (lukeisback.com)

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