Wet Spots

· Messageboarders (is that a word?) attempt to construct a timeline of the great moments in porn history. The exact date of the coining of the term "cum-hungry fucksluts" is still undetermined. (oprano.com via Boing Boing)

· Motorola makes advertising history as it attempts to market new SLDR phone to upskirt fetishists. We're waiting until the much-underserved eropon bukkake market gets their due as well. (Flickr)

· It's been a bad week for boobies and aviation: first, Virgin Galactic announces that women with breast implants probably won't be allowed into outer space, and now comes word that Hooters Air is giving up on regularly scheduled public flights. Looks like the friendly aren't quite so friendly anymore. (upi.com + myrtlebeachonline.com)

· Speaking of hooters, ever wonder why women even have breasts in the first place—and wnd why are men so obsessed with them? This article says it has something to do with evolution—but however you look at it, they'll always look like the best examples of intelligent design we know. (seacoastonline.com)

· Remember when removable storage media like thumb drives were feared as the latest in pedophilic-friendly technology? Now it's MySpace, in case you were wondering. Which we're hoping you weren't. (gelfmagazine.com)

· Already feel like you'll be robbed of $9.50 this weekend by the makers of "Basic Instinct 2"? Perhaps you'd like to earn some of that back by watching some of the film's deleted sex scenes. Or maybe you'd rather just cut your losses. (basicinstinct2.net)

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