Wet Spots

· We're told that Jesus really does love porn stars, even if a Bible publisher refuses to say so on the cover of a new edition of the New Testament. Whatever happened to that whole "hate the sin, love the sinner" thing? (Or just loving the sin and the sinner for that matter?) (latimes.com)

· As if being in prison wasn't frustrating enough, Pennsylvania starts cracking down on nudie mags in their penal system. We're not 100% clear on the First Amendment implications, but aren't you proud of us for using the word "penal" without snickering? (philly.com)

· Take a trip down horny, adolescent, late-night, cable surfing memory lane by watching this trailer for the best movie ever made about women who fuck men to death while buzzing like insects: "Invasion of the Bee Girls". Ah, to be twelve again ... and relying on Cinemax for all your boobie-related needs. (yesbutnobutyes.com via Screenhead)

· Can't get enough of those crazy strippers in that new Buckcherry video? You might after watching this behind the scenes footage. (QuickTime video @ flashenhanced.com)

· After receiving a lot of attention during its debut at SXSW, the creators of "Spend the Night" have hit the skids financially and are suspending further development of the game. Maybe there's not as much of an audience for sexy video games that don't involve simulated gang-related intercourse as was previously thought. (sugarjoy.com)

· An enterprising travel reporter gets to the bare, well-tanned bottom of nude cruises. Don't worry, there's very little chance you'll find a pantsless Tom Bosley at the Captain's Table, although, we wouldn't mind bumping into Charo on the Promenade Deck. (sfgate.com + tvland.com)

· Fans of the Bang Bros. (or really any of those "reality" sites where a couple of dudes "trick" some girl into having sex on camera) might get a kick out of The Bone Boys and their "monkey" business. Sorry, that banana's not going where you think it is. (YouTube @ supermasterpiece.com)

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