DVD Review: “Faith’s Fantasies”

Tyler Faith, like Pepper Dennis, keeps getting in crazy (though always camera-friendly) snafus. Her fantasies lead to embarrassing situations ... like that wacky time when she got fucked with a nightstick. Is Hollywood atwitter with talks of Faith as a midseason replacement?

Read our review of "Faith's Fantasies" after the gap. - G. Ponante

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Faith's Fantasies

Studio: Team Tyler/Black Widow
Director: Wankus
Cast: Tyler Faith, Rebecca Love, Jenna Haze, Sandra Romain, Mari Possa, Brooke Haven, Nicole Sheridan, Kinzie Kenner, Regan Anthony

Review by Gram Ponante

With her unabashedly unreconstructed Boston accent, "Pride of Saugus" Tyler Faith gets to have her way with porn's hard-working middle class in this movie, which wastes little time setting up six scenarios that lead to one thing: Faith manhandling the ladies.

Faith was a stripper before she was a porn star, and she still works the clubs many weekends. The result is that, ten-odd years in, she's toned and muscular. Not body builder ripped, but strong. Seeing her in the first scene with skeletal Jenna Haze makes one think that Haze isn't living right. Regardless, Haze climbs Tyler like a bee on a hive after Faith fantasizes the porn-wraith into existence from a spread in in one of those dirty magazines.

Director Wankus doesn't spend a lot of time examining his real-life fiancee's reactions to all her dreams coming true, because this movie didn't have a Harry Potter budget. Instead, things go from zero to girl-on-girl-on-girl action pretty quickly.

Blue-collar hotties such as Rebecca Love and Regan Anthony join starlets like Kinzie Kenner and Mari Possa along with veterans Brooke Haven and Nicole Sheridan for scenes in which all the points get hit. Sandra Romain plays a saucy maid. Aside from actual pretty girls, there is nothing "pretty girl" about this movie; everything is pleasantly dirty.

Faith's fun reactions to being caught daydreaming with her hand in her pants are entertaining, but even better are tossed off lines like the one she delivers to Mari Possa, who plays a massage therapist:

"God, you have such fuckin' healin' hands."

The scene that might cause alarm is the three-way with Faith, Kinzie Kenner, and Nicole Sheridan playing a nun. I think that any nun who wears a sleeveless habit should expect fantasies popping up about her now and then, but the strap-on and the "Who wants to fuck Jesus?" dialogue are just a little incongruous with the tamer and slightly-more-credible aspects of the movie.

Not that, having already been told by the nuns that I'm going to Hell, it wasn't fun to watch.

This is a solid movie made by a small studio. Everyone knew each other on set and the craft services consisted of pizza. The cast works for a living and it shows. You can forgive them for fantasizing now and then.

· Team Tyler (teamtyler.com)
· Black Widow (blackwidowproductions.com)

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