Morning Wood

· Does anyone (still) remember Jessica Cutler? The lawsuit brought against her by a former Senate counsel will be allowed to continue (for now), since at least one judge apparently still believes that if a woman agrees to have sex with someone, she must never mention it to anyone ever again. (washingtonpost.com)

· Speaking of lawsuits, that whole unpleasantness regarding Cameron Diaz and those topless photos from her early career has ended with a judge awarding her "an undisclosed amount in statutory damages". We'd tell you more, but then we'd have to kill you. (news.aol.com - thanks Rico)

· Saskia Howard-Clark shows off two reasons why she was the breakout star of the last series of "Big Brother" UK in the new issue of Nuts magazine. Er, make that 34-D reasons. (pagesex.blogspot.com)

· Forget the Florida Gators and their silly basketball games—the real college championship goes to the University of Wisconsin, which Playboy has declared the nation's No. 1 party school. The students will be thrilled to hear it ... as soon as they wake up from last night's bender. (badgerhearld.com)

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