Wet Spots

· It's a banner season for giantess fetishists as Maxim unveils a 100 foot cover featuring Eva Longoria in the Nevada desert to celebrate its 100th issue. An as yet still pint-sized Teri Hatcher could not be reached for comment. (Defamer)

· Does porn really cause brain damage? Depends who you ask—and whether or not they have an anti-porn agenda to begin with. (stats.org)

· Ever wonder what to do should you get a vibrator stuck in one of your ... er, tender areas? A precautionary visit to the new HowToUseVibrators.com could save you an embarassing trip to the emergency room someday. (howtousevibrators.com)

· Only you can decide for yourself whether Victoria Silvstedt actually went commado to a black tie event in Stockholm this week; we have our own opinion, but isn't letting you decide these things for yourself half the fun? (celebritycrack.com - thanks Mak)

· Congrats to Fleshbot crush object Tristan Taormino for signing a deal with Vivid this week to produce new lines of reality porn and instructional videos. Let it be stated for the record that we are most definitely hot for teacher. (AVN)

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