SugarClick of the Week: BiWitched

"Did you know that all bisexual content is required by (or I should say 'bi') law to use 'bi' in its title? Well, okay, maybe not law law, but the Cardinal Law of Porno. Also, since technically in pornoland all bi guys are actually gay, they are required to be hot."

Let Audacia Ray of SugarClick teach you more about obscure porn laws you never knew existed in this week's spotlight review, which you'll find more of after the jump.

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BiWitched (www.biwitched.com)

Why you should visit: Bisexual threesomes intrigue and delight you
Why you shouldn't: You're straight and narrow

So now that you know the rules, you'll be fully prepared to enjoy the awesomeness that is Biwitched. You won't be seeing any winking, nose-twitching gimmicky witches on the site (gawd, it's just a name), but you will be seeing lots of cute twinkie boys doing each other and fine lookin ladies in very interesting and educational combinations.

The site features photo stories, downloadable movies and SIMS-like "3D fantasies" as well as personals and a "bonus" video section, which as far as I could tell was only different from the regular videos in that the performers had bigger hair and more outdated clothes. The photo sets are well lit and clearly shot - an accomplishment because it's not a technically simple feat to capture threesomes. The only annoying bit about the photos is that you can't advance to the next picture without a little effort. The videos are usually a solid half hour long and downloadable in one big file (beware ye of slow internet connections), and have your usual dose of stilted porn dialogue, but the plots are inventive and the performers are cute enough that you won't even bat an eye at the cheese factor. Or you'll chuckle while you diddle, which isn't the worst thing in the world.

Biwitched is so awesome that I'll even let the use of the descriptive phrase "sperm fountain" slide. The little descriptive blurbs are my least favorite part of the site, but it's easy to ignore them when you've got all that bisexual eye candy.

SugarClick Rating: 16/20

- Review by Audacia Ray @ SugarClick

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Previously: Juliland, Dana DeArmond.com