Wet Spots

· Why, of course we'd buy porn from Apple if it were offered through the iTunes store—and if we actually bought porn for our iPod instead of downloading it for free! (arstechnica.com)

· Steve "Lightspeed" Jones gets profiled in The Wall Street Journal, where he talks about his booming web business, raising young children when Daddy's a pornographer, and how to keep work on the down low around the neighbors. You know what might help with that? Not being profiled in The Wall Street Journal. (wsj.com, registration required; reprinted @ Adult FYI)

· So all Nyack, NY had to do to get rid of Stephen Baldwin was open a sex shop? Wow, that was easy. Now how does Hollywood, CA get him to stop making movies? (thejournalnews.com; read more about the controversial store @ nytimes.com)

· Want to spice up that next interoffice email with an animated .gif (remember those?) of the Flintstones fucking or horny Smurfs going at at? Well, look no further! Because you know there's still a 12-year-old in all of us who thinks these things are funny. (giferoticos.3a2.com)

· Athletes attending the World Cup in Germany this year will be treated to the usual assortment of wine, women, and song—unless they're from the Saudi team, in which case ... well, they'll still be able to sing, right? (Reuters)

· A British academic has created a mathematical formula for measuring the quality of a woman's ass. Word to the wise, however: if your girl asks, "Do these jeans make me look fat?" and you break out a calculator ... the only bounce you'll be seeing is your head off the sidewalk. (foxnews.com + nydailynews.com)

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