Wet Spots

· Letting people turn their own photos into postage stamps seemed like a good idea for Canada Post, until one wise guy tried to send first class photos of his topless wife. The photographer said he was shocked by the postal rejection, since he's been licking his lady for years and never had any complaints. (Ed. note: Thanks folks, we're here all week!) (winnipegsun.com)

· The faint of heart may want to stay away from "Sex Madness", the shocking 1938 film that dares to expose the dark perils of out-of-wedlock intercourse. (Long story short: it will kill you and everyone you love!!!) It's free to download ... but only if you can handle the terrible truth. (imdb.com + archive.org, via wmmna)

· Ah, the good old days of riding bikes, enjoying a glass of lemonade on the front porch, and playing a game of checkers with Grandpa. Then again, in the good old days checkerboards didn't come with pictures of porn stars in the box, so there's something to be said for progress. (wftv.com)

· Sex blogger and nekkid lady photographer Mistress Matisse invites you to play big time smut mogul by asking you to guess which of her photosets sold to a porn magazine and which ones didn't. Sorry, but you'll have to provide the casting couch yourself. (mistressmatisse.blogspot.com)

· Five words: Scarlett Johansson In A Bikini. Any questions? (hollywoodtuna.com)

· A new survey says Austria is the most sexually satisfied country due to the high level of equality between men and women. The theory is that people seem to be less fulfilled in male-dominated cultures like Japan, which finished dead last on the list. That may be true, but when was the last time Austria produced a good hardcore ballet video? (yahoo.com)

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