Wet Spots

· We don't understand why a Malaysian school teacher allegedly forced students to watch porn as punishment because they didn't do their homework—unless the porn video in question was, say, the first Britney Rears movie, in which case we decry his discliplinary methods as being cruel and unusual. (nst.com.my)

· The New York Times takes an in-depth look at college skin mags, but fails to illuminate the conundrum that's been puzzling us for a while: how do most of them manage to suck all the fun out of being young, hot, and naked? (nytimes.com, registration required)

· If you agreed with us that the new Benny Benassi video was lacking a little something, it may be because you weren't looking at the uncensored version of "Who's Your Daddy?". Suddenly, it all makes sense! (bennybenassi.com)

· Ah, the madness of Italian TV ... where else can you see celebrities like Alessia Fabiani jumping over hurdles with no panties on? (YouTube; see more Alessia Fabiani here - thanks Dark)

· For something a little more wholesome (which is a relative term here at Fleshbot, but still) check out this Kama Sutra demonstration as performed by Gummy Bears. Who knew those sweet little guys could be so freaky? (Flickr)

· An attempt to ban sex toys in South Carolina is hardly surprising these days, but leave it to our equally dirty-minded sister site to sift through the subtext of this "backdoor attempt" to "ride" the adult industry and hit consumers "harder than people realize." All this hot legislative action is enough to make you run out and stock up on batteries. (independentmail.com, via Wonkette)

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