Wet Spots

· A mini-chain of Mexican eateries with the "tongue-in-cheek" name The Pink Taco is opening a new location in Scottsdale, Arizona. Of the original in Las Vegas, the owner says "I haven't had a single flap since the restaurant opened." Boy, he just can't help himself, can he? (azcentral.com + hardrockhotel.com)

· Our gearshift-stroking siblings at Jalopnik find a custom painted Volkswagon Beetle that gives new meaning to the phrase "peeking under the hood". And we're supposed to be the dirty minded ones? (jalopnik.com)

· Since we've been so sorely disappointed by rumors of Mariah Carey boob exposure in the past, we're inclined to look upon this see-through shot with a bit of suspicion—but on a slow celebrity breast news day like this one, we'll take whatever we can get. (egotastic.com)

· China's GDP ain't the only thing that's growing fast: the nation's bra manufacturers have been forced to bust out bigger sizes to accommodate the rising (and heaving; probably bouncing, too) fortunes of Chinese women. America's lead is probably safe for now, but that's one trade war we don't mind fighting. (bbc.co.uk)

· PETA has opened the voting for its annual World's Sexiest Vegetarian contest. Maybe they can even convince the winner to pose for one of those "I'd Rather Be Naked Than Wear Fur" ads—unless Paul McCartney somehow wins, in which case a nice trophy will be fine. (peta2.com + furisdead.com)

· The Tribeca Film Festival opens today, but you'll have to stick around until the second week to catch "The Sex Lives of Robots". It's always nice to see our mechanical friends get some love, even though their wet spots are impossible to clean up. (info + teaser @ tribecafilmfestival.org)

· The owners of Lesbian.com have put the domain name up for sale, but would still like to keep the site out of the hands of those just looking for a quick buck. Let's face it,though—the only people willing and able to plunk down $2 million for a URL these days probably earned their money the old fashioned way ... through subscriber fees and clickthroughs. (upi.com)

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