Morning Wood

· Remember that "A-list Hollywood" guy who jerked it in front of a hotel masseuse in Scotland and who everyone thought was Kevin Costner? Well, it turns out they were right. (dailymail.co.uk)

· Still, jerking off in public is nothing compared to what they're saying about Charlie Sheen these days: following his involvement with pornstar Chloe Jones last year and her subsequent death, Defamer reports that things have started to get very, very ugly. (defamer.com)

· Planning an orgy? Check out these helpful hints to make your next sex party go smoothly. One important warning: as host, you'll have to deal with all the logistics and crowd control, so when it comes to the actual fucking you may get the shaft. And not in a good way. (kuro5hin.org)

· This "Sex Toy or Baby Toy?" quiz should help new parents who are having trouble keeping their playthings separate from the kids'. With all those plastic bunny rabbits laying around the house, it's easy to get confused. (homemade-sex-toys.com)

· Parents should also hope their children aren't old enough for their own cell phone yet, because in the wrong hands this Bluetooth vibrator could do some damage. (By the way, don't ever attach this hands-free number to your ear. Everyone will just think you're a self-important asshole.) (thetoy.co.uk)