Morning Wood

· We wouldn't exactly call it a "nipple slip", and we promised ourselves never to use the phrase "wardrobe malfunction" again, but we really don't know how else to describe what happened to Jessica Alba on the red carpet of the US Hot Hollywood Awards last night. Make of it what you will. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Angelina Jolie and her private collection of beautiful humans are all over People's latest "100 Most Beautiful People" issue. (Apparently the beautiful world has had a population explosion, because it used to only be 50.) She gets the cover to herself, but her two kids, her baby bump, and the old ball and chain are featured prominently inside, as are—we assume—96 other relatively uglier celebrities. (people.aol.com)

· Over in the UK, however, Angelina only makes it to #4 on FHM's list of the 100 Sexiest Women in the World; if we weren't so smitten with Keira Knightley, we just might have called for some sort of diplomatic embargo by way of protest. (torontopics.com + iol.ie)

· A golf course, a porn star, the Secret Service and explosive rockets: just another day on the road with Bill Clinton. Say what you want about him, but we miss the days when the office of the presidency had style. (reviewjournal.com)

· Meet Brazil's answer to the prostitute-turned-sex blogger-turned-author that's got her whole country in tizzy. You'd the think the nation that brings us Carnival would have no problem with the tell-all story of a high-class "program girl," but apparently in Brazil, "There is a certain spirit of transgression in daily life, but there is also a lot of moralism." Sound familiar? (nytimes.com; registration required)

· A supporter of Japan's "romantic pornography" films says, "We would like to shake the whole Japanese movie industry from its foundations." Sounds like a noble goal and we think we have the answer: Hire Godzilla. Who wouldn't pay to see radioactive giant lizard porn? (japantimes.co.jp)

· Want to know where the future of digital entertainment lies? Just follow the porn industry, which has a habit of being years ahead of Hollywood when it comes to adopting the latest technology. Since you read Fleshbot every day, though, we're sure you knew that already. (cbsnews.com)

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