Meet Svetlana Shusterman(‘s Boobs)

Through a combination of luck, pluck, and a spectacular pair of breasts, yet another hitherto obscure reality show starlet lands on the pages of FHM. Says "Real World: Key West" good time gal Svetlana Shusterman:

"What could be better than playing with boobs? I'm so blessed that I have 34DDs because I'm never bored. I don't know what it's like to play with balls, but I'd play with them if I had them. The same goes with boobs. How could you not want to touch these boobs? They're so much fun. Seriously, I love my chest more than guys do. When my guy is touching my boobs, I'm like, 'Hey, that's not fair. I want to touch them too.' I get jealous."

With such a fun- (and boobie-) loving attitude towards life, we're sure she'll be able to extend her fifteen minutes of fame to at least ... er, twenty!

· Girls of FHM: Svetlana Shusterman (fhmus.com)

· See also: Svetlana Shusterman @ MySpace (myspace.com)

Previously: Bridget Maasland in Dutch Playboy, FHM for PSP, Keyra in Maxim, Vida Guerra in FHM (Again), Norwegian FHM Girls