Morning Wood

· This just in: Tommy Lee is dating a porn star (former mainstream model and newly minted Vivid girl Stefani Morgan, to be specific). On second thought ... this is news? (thesun.co.uk)

· AVN Online reports on a lawsuit involving Toyota and the webmaster of LexusCash.com, an amateur porn site featuring the eponymous "19 year old Voluptuous Vixen with large DD tits and a heart shaped ass". Rumours that Ms. Cash would be changing her stage name to Cutlass Sierra were unconfirmed as of press time. (avnonline.com + lexuscash.com)

· When is an art film featuring "repeated scenes of flagellation in which a group of semi-naked men apparently whip a fourth semi-naked man senseless to the ground" not a porn film? Why, when you're a newly elected British National Party councillor trying to explain to your constituents that you're not a pervert, of course. (BBC)

· From the "why didn't we think of this?" department: a dress with self-inflating breasts built right in, which looks like a practical fashion choice to take the on-the-go working woman from boardroom to bedroom and back again (though she might run into some awkward moments in front of company when the dress comes off in the bedroom). (sexblo.gs)

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