Wet Spots

· Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez summed it up best when asked about the bikini-clad protestor who interrupted a meeting of world leaders in Vienna: "It was one of the best things that have happened at this summit." He may be a scary, heartless dictator, but at least the guy knows a good time when he sees it. (sploid.com)

· Among the tidbits revealed by MSNBC's online sex survey: 67% of women say they almost always climax during sex, while 73% of men think their women come every time ... which means about 6% of men are either very gullible, very delusional, or they're sleeping with some fantastic actresses. (msn.com)

· In honor of Mother's Day, here are some of Mom's favorite bits of wisdom decoded for your older, hornier self. You always thought the clothes she picked out were designed to keep you a virgin, but if you had paid attention she might have actually helped you get laid. (collegesexadvice.com)

· Yes, we know things have been a little slow on the Celebrity NippleWatch™ front lately—in the meantime, we recommend taking some time this weekend to peruse this thread until things perk up. (phun.org - thanks Sam)

· Don't miss your chance to cast your votes in the final round of this year's F.A.M.E. Awards: remember, only you can make sure that Belladonna is crowned Favorite Adult Actress this year. (Not that we'd ever use our position to influence your vote, mind you. We're just saying.) (thefameawards.com)

· If you still have some time to kill this weekend after voting for your favorite pornstars, why not test your mental skills with a nice game of sexy Sudoku? Apparently, numbers aren't the only things that can get plugged in the grid. (alacarte.blogspot.com)

· If these World War II-era towel ads are an accurate depiction of what Army life is really like, then there's no need to ask or tell. We get the idea. (sexoteric.com)

· Stuck for the perfect Mother's Day gift? Tired of all those ties you never wear taking up space in our closet? Solve both problems by turning your old neckwear into a nice silky thong. They make for some pretty fancy undies—just make sure you keep them away from paper shredders. (max.hi-ho.ne.jp, via lesombresnyc.blogspot.com)

· If you're in New York this weekend, you might want to treat Mom to a visit to the Aphrodite Project "Platform" event at Eyebeam in Chelsea tomorrow afternoon, where those high tech hooker shoes will be on display—just in case you thought we were making the whole thing up. (theaphroditeproject.tv)

· A friendly reminder to any website owners out there to renew your domain names in a timely fashion—unless you want your visitors to enjoy Eastern European porn, in which case you can let it get snapped up. In fact, if your site is just a blog filled with cat photos, your friends and family might even thank you. (oregonlive.com)

· And as a final holiday tribute, Fleshbot crush object Rachel Kramer Bussel gets to know some sexy MILFs and wonders why having a baby makes certain women that much hotter. It's something we've thought about a lot ourselves. (villagevoice.com)

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