Sex Blog Roundup

Sometimes, things just don't go your way. Even sex bloggers have to deal with frustrations—such as the boyfriend repulsed by menstruation, the lover who overstays his welcome, the recalcitrant hubby, lost opportunities with the wife . . . and don't get us started about the postcoital discovery of poopy undies.

Let Jefferson show you that your life really isn't all that bad with some of the best (and worst) moments from the sex blog scene this week after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup

by Jefferson

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Can't We Just Fuck?

It's Sunday, the day I usually try to save for myself. Sunday is my day to clean, do the laundry, go to the grocery store and cook food for the week. More importantly, Sunday is my day to be alone. My other days are usually booked well in advance, taken up by work events, family gatherings or nights in Philly with friends. It's rare for me to have company on a Sunday. But when you live an hour away from your favorite new lay, compromises need to be made.

- The Tales of a Teacher (And Slut)

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Bleeding

The thing I loved most about Max was his inability to resist me. It was as if he was magnetically drawn to me. One moment, we would be standing comfortably apart, and the next I would find my body pressed rudely against the nearest wall, his mouth on my neck. 'I want you right now.' It always gave me shivers.

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Confronting a "No" With Seduction . . . And the Pineapple Test

I'm not afraid to admit that I'm normally the kind of woman that won't overtly interrupt Jack for sex. Frankly, I can usually wait. There are exceptions, but I generally let Jack take the lead on us having sex. One reason being that he is perpetually horny, and all I'm required to do is say 'yes' every so often. But I was updating the blog last night, and it hit me that we hadn't done a taste test in over a week. Now that shouldn't bug me; I should just let this blog journal my life and leave it at that, but it did bother me.

- The Taste Tester

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Firing Pantyhose Man

Sometimes a person must fire a client. In a regular business it's because you are unable to make the client happy or the client is too difficult causing loss of revenue or employee dissatisfaction. In the escorting world, it's not much different. Regardless, it always sucks. There are hard feelings and you may lose money in the end.

- My Life as a Clandestine Call Girl

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Bro in the Elevator

You asked me what button to push. I wanted to respond and tell you that I wanted to push your button. The button that gets you going. The button that turns you on. I really wanted for you to push the stop elevator button, so I could push you against the wall and start kissing you.

- Life Ajar

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Thumbnail via The Tales of a Teacher (And Slut)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive