Wet Spots

· If you choose to believe the new issue of Maxim, then Eva Longoria is currently the hottest woman in the world, again. We're not really sure how official any of these rankings are (sexiest, hottest, most beautiful? So confusing!) but rest assured that we'll keep you posted as hotness levels continue to fluctuate. (abcnews.go.com + maximonline.com + gawker.com; see the full Maxim 100 list here)

· Meanwhile, slightly-lower-ranked hottie Christina Aguilera comes oh-so-close to taking it all off for GQ. Why so shy, Christina? You've gone this far; what's a little more fabric removal between friends? (hollywoodtuna.com)

· We're not exactly sure what Levi is selling with this ad: Butt lotions? Stencils? Invisible jeans? Whatever it is, we'll take five of them. (coolz0r.com, via Adrants)

· While we applaud Vivid's technological foresight in launching their Burn to DVD service today, we're concerned about how it might effect the fine art of porn box covers. A world without custom bukkake-inspired fonts and bad Photoshop pasteups is one we'd rather not contemplate. (AP)

· Jenna Jameson has put out a casting call for the next edition of her "American Sex Star" reality series. We're still waiting on current champion Brea Bennett's big debut, but if you'd like to follow in her footsteps for an exciting career with opportunities to meet (and fuck!) all sorts of friendly people then apply now. (avn.com + playboy.com)

· Ever since Canada's Supreme Court ruled that private sex clubs are not illegal (surprise!) there's been a huge increase in the number of people attending them. Looks like group sex, swinging, and exhibitionism just come naturally to our notoriously northern neighbors. (cnews.canoe.ca)

· Would anyone like to loan us £50,000 so we can pick up this naked lady sculpture made out 4,200 Scrabble tiles? (That's over 200,000 points with a triple word score!) Yes, it's a lot of money, but we really need another X to finish off this rack. (sculpture.org.uk + sundaymirror.co.uk)

· We're a little shook up after reading about strip aerobics teacher to the stars Sheila Kelley. Her pole dance inspired workouts are great, but we can't believe that her husband is "The West Wing's" Richard Schiff. That should ease the blow of cancellation. (tmz.aol.com + sfactor.com)

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