DVD: “Phallucifer: The Immoral Code”

If you're tired of wakka-wa Porn Valley funk and emoesque altporn neo-pop for the background music of the smut you watch and would prefer a little more head-banging while watching someone get some head, then Karnal Productions has come up with the flick for you. The producers claim that "Phallucifer" is "The World's premier Black Metal Porn movie," and promises "hints of SM and Satanic imagery." We're wondering whether it's worth the money we could be spending on a new studded leather accessory ensemble instead of shelling it out on a movie featuring some scary looking long haired metal dude whipping his partner with a rubber dildo; check out the teaser trailer and stills and see if you can help us decide.
- J. West

· Karnal Film Productions (karnalfilm.com)

Previously: Bikini Bandits/Eagles of Death Metal Video, Buckcherry: "Crazy Bitch", MSTRKRFT: "Easy Love", Suicide Girls + Eon McKai Music Video (Louis XIV), Levy: "On The Dance Floor", Fiasco: "Those Feelings", Dean Walker: "Cliche", Kerowack, "White Dress", Benny Benassi, "Satisfaction", Zebrahead: "Playmate of the Year"