Wet Spots

· Take a look at this shocking turn of events as Paris Hilton's swimsuit and protective nipple tape malfunction during the shooting of her music video. We were simply horrified to find out about this ... Paris Hilton is shooting a music video? (egotastic.com + aol.com)

· Meanwhile, when we asked for more celebrity skin exposure at the Cannes Film Festival, this is not what we had in mind. (wwtdd.com)

· Adult film legend Seka is planning to release her autobiography later this year, but why hasn't a big time publisher stepped up to distribute it? Since she was the Jenna Jameson before Jenna Jameson was Jenna Jameson, we figure her stories must be just as entertaining. (avn.com)

· We've been telling you for years that mobile phones were the next big thing in porn—but now it must be true because you can read about it in The Wall Street Journal. Then again, we don't rely on black and white drawings for our visuals, so who are you really going to trust? (wsj.com)

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