Morning Wood

· It's a B-list celebrity bikini blowout as our friends at Hollywood Tuna present paparazzi photos of Nelly Furtado and Joss Stone cavorting seminudely in the sun. We were hoping to see more of Scarlett Johansson and her "girls" but hey, we'll take what we can get. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Why do women live longer than men? Because men spend their whole lives chasing women, obviously. Can you really blame them? It's grueling work, the hours are long, and the pay is crap, but the benefits are very rewarding. (canada.com)

· A new study also claims that the UK represents the fastest growing online porn market in the world. Given that country's fine tradition in print journalism, perhaps we shouldn't find that too surprising. (boogie-blog.com)

· Ever wonder what the Bible has to say about fisting? According to at least one interpretation, God says it's, like, totally OK! (sexinchrist.com)

· The news media in Panama discovers the shocking truth about the internet: it has porn! And not just regular porn, but gay porn too! (Wait until they learn what an ATM is.) Less shocking however, is that the people of Panama seem to be fine with it. (noriegaville.com + mypsg.org + groups.yahoo.com)

· Meanwhile, the Prime Minister of Cambodia has decided to ban camera and video phones because his wife suggested they could spread sexy images. (Insert whip-crack sound effect) His solution? Wait 10 years until the country is "morally ready". Of course, by then technology will beaming smut directly into our brains. (bbc.co.uk)

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