Wet Spots

· Breaking: Rosario Dawson visits Cannes, performs seductive oral manipulations on a pair of cherries. Internet collapses. (wwtd.com)

· Maxim's dubious rankings of the world's most prolific horndogs estimates that Charlie Sheen has bedded over 5,000 women. Even more shocking is the fact that he's in second place behind a porter at a Venetian hotel. That's some serious room service. (zap2it.com)

· It's hard being a blogger in China, but it's even harder to deal with the pressure when you enter a blogger beauty contest and post nude photos of yourself to try to win votes ... and still end up losing the competition anyway. Obviously, some folks aren't happy, because apparently it's okay to objectify women as long as you don't actually look at them. (shanghaiist.com + vnunet.com)

· It's not exactly news that surfing for porn can be a surefire way to get your computer overrun by spyware, viruses, spam and the like, but we thought we'd point out this latest dirty trick involving a free porn site password scheme that seems to be spreading like an ugly STD. The lesson, as always: use protection! (technewsworld.com)

· Summer travel alert: Be on the lookout for a naked woman walking around outside airports. She's not much of a security risk, but we're certain all those rubbernecking delays won't be good news for on-time departures. (xxx-live-cams.blogspot.com - thanks Leslie)

· Art patrons in Miami might be interested in the current "Alternative Photographs" exhibition at the ArtCenter/South Florida which features a work by Samantha Salzinger that make creative use of sex toys, including one snap of an "Ultra Flesh Velvet Touch Clit-licker." If this image is worth a thousand words, one them is probably "sweet!" (miaminewtimes.com)

· Our bicameral sister site Wonkette is on fire today with some hilariously entertaining posts, but we'll just focus on the stuff that's up our alley: hot shirtless guys making out in public. No one is really sure what that has to with vegetarianism, but that's Washington for you. (Wonkette)
Update Suddenly, it all makes sense!

· We're thinking of filing a class-action lawsuit against the Naked Magicians, since a careful reading of their press material suggests that not one of them actually performs cards tricks in the buff. They ought to be ashamed of themselves, toying with people's baser emotions like that. (nakedmagicians + laweekly.com)

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