Wet Spots

· Most parents hope their children follow in their footsteps, but rarely do mothers choose the same career as their daughters—especially when that daughter is a porn star. We assume Jewel De'Nyle is proud of her mom, De'Bella, but deep down the thought of her parents having sex still has to creep her out just a bit. (xbix.com)

· Halle Berry says that she likes to use her rubber "X-Men" costume to spice things up in the bedroom. We now have a few new Storm fantasies of our own. (Hint: She keeps the cape on.) (sky.com)

· A 70-year-old actor was charged with assault after throwing a fellow 21-year-old thespian across his knee and giving her a "light spanking". But we have to admit his defense was pretty solid: "All pretty little girls deserve to be spanked once a day," he says. Just get permission next time. (theherald.co.uk)

· Designer Philippe Starck believes that the most creative moments come right after the orgasm, so two of his students used that inspiration to design the "Juicy Phallus" to help folks, well ... get the juices flowing, so to speak. The thoughts you receive may not be that original, but these will definitely give you some ideas. (coroflot.com, via sexblo.gs)

· Tried of those embarrassing charges on your bill when checking out of hotels? Well, these coin-operated porn machines in (where else?) Japan don't leave a paper trail, but you might have to break open that piggy bank to keep it running. (hotelchatter.com)

· Batwoman is back, but don't expect any late-night cave hi-jinks with the Dark Knight; while she may fly across Gotham's rooftops, she doesn't swing that way, if you catch our drift. (cnn.com)

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