Google (Sex) Trends

As much as we love all our readers, we'd like to give a special shout out today to all our friends in Reston, VA. Sure, the rest of the world knows your town as a model planned community and the home of Sprint Nextel and Sallie Mae—but thanks to Google Web Trends (as well as the detective work of two our favorite sexy secret agents), we now know that y'all have searched Google for all things Fleshbot-related more than anyone else on the planet, beating out such perverted metropoli as New York, San Francisco, and Chicago. Not to worry, though: at least you're not living in Manchester or Seattle. Then you'd really have something to be embarassed about.

· Google Trend Searches: Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy, nipple slips, bukkake, ass to mouth, rimming, donkey punch, felching, anal creampie et al. (google.com/trends)
· "Elmhurst, Ill., Loves Gay Porn" (sfgate.com)
· "My dream to sexmap Google Trends" (tinynibbles.com)
· "Searching for perverts on Google Trends" (viviane212.blogspot.com)