Wet Spots

· Ex-Mrs. Former Beatle Heather Mills has some 'splaining to do after more naughty pics from her modeling past resurface. She claims that yes, that's her having sex, but no, it's not pornography; until someone uncovers the raw versions that The Sun withheld, though, nothing is certain. (Fleshbot readers, activate! Help us find those shots!) (thesun.co.uk + dailymail.co.uk)

· Summer travelers should take note of this Google Maps tool directing you to toward our nation's finest strip clubs. Thanks to the satellite feature you can even scope out the neighborhood, and verify that when your car is in the parking lot it won't visible from the street. (stripclubmap.com, via jaunted.com)

· A Madison, Wisconsin alderman has a devious plan to crack down on adult stores by giving them more places to operate, but doesn't want the businesses calling themselves "gift shops" anymore. As Chicagoist explains, it's apparently very easy to go looking for a trinket for granny's birthday and end up walking out with a vibrator and some flavored condoms. (abclocal.go.com + chicagoist.com)

· We're not really interested in the "implants or not" debate, but if you'd like to take a moment to give Jessica Alba a hi-resolution breast exam, we understand completely. Perhaps the real question is: are sideboobs still boobs? (wwtdd.com)

· New Scientist says that as male animals get bigger their "ornamental" body parts grow out of proportion to the rest of their body. In evolutionary terms, the biggest showoff wins -- but we think they're just overcompensating. It's not the size of axe, it's how you swing it, right? Right? (newscientist.com)

· Speaking of ornamental body parts, it seems that LiveJournal doesn't like nipples, and is cracking down on their appearance across the network no matter whether they're shown for their intended anatomical use: breastfeeding. Even the Madonna isn't safe (not her, the real one) and folks are not happy. We think you know where we stand on the issue. (nielsenhayden.com + ErosBlog)

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