Wet Spots

· MySpace must not take rejection very well, because they make it very difficult for you to quit their site. Fortunately, Consumerist found a sure fire way to get your profile removed: shemale porn. Isn't that the always the answer? (Consumerist)

· In other Gawker family news, Wonkette is all over PETA's latest topless protest stunt. Sometimes we think our little sibling is filthier than we are, because nobody exposes an areola in the District without photographic evidence finding its way to her door. (Wonkette + repubblica.it)

· Teri Hatcher reveals a showbiz shortcut to great looking boobs: gaffer's tape. So if this stuff is so great and Hollywood is just filled with it, why is it the plastic surgery capital of the world? (lse.co.uk)

· Download a copy of the 1811 reference classic "Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue" and you'll be cursing like a Barbary pirate in no time. It'll also keep you from getting corporaled by a wrinkle when you go for a dog's rig at the snoozing ken. (Trust us, that was very dirty.) (gutenberg.org, via Boing Boing)

· Why are people so fascinated with—and often scared by—naked bodies? One professor has an answer, but as long it pays the bills we couldn't care less. (seattletimes.newsource.com)

· A porn producer thinks he's found a magic elixir that's the secret to instant rock hard boners. As an added bonus, it also strips wallpaper, removes tarnish from your silver, and gets 50 miles to the gallon. (pornstarperformanc.com; second item)

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