Wet Spots

· When was the last time Stuff put out a magazine that didn't have a Brooke Burke bikini photo in it? Not that we have a problem with it, it's just getting really hard to keep track. (stuffmagazine.com - thanks Sanj)

· If you're going to be on TV in the next couple of days be sure to rock out with your cock out, because it will be ten times more expensive to do so after the president signs the new FCC indecency law. The good news is that all crime and poverty will soon be eliminated thanks to our squeaky clean airwaves! (washingtonpost.com)

· Even nerdy tech company CEO's can find their way into a threesome, but naturally all such encounters must be documented on a webcam. After all, who would believe you otherwise? (Valleywag)

· In case you missed that on-set brawl between pornstars Dillan Lauren and Ava Vincent when we posted the video several months ago, you'll be able to see an(other) "unedited and uncensored" version on Showtime's "Family Business" this weekend, which will presumably put all that hot girl-on-girl buritto -tossing action in its proper historical context. (adultfyi.com)

· We're all for people expressing themselves through the confectionary arts, but things like candy cocks and titty nibblers strike us as a little obvious. Haven't any of these people seen what a plain old lollipop can do when it's between the right set of lips? (chicagoconventions.typepad.com)

· It's not surprising that most women have less sex after menopause, but they're kinda pissed about it. Who could blame them? No one should have to work for Grannysex.com just to get laid. (dailymail.co.uk)

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