Wet Spots

· You know it's a slow news day when Jessica Alba sucking on a lollipop is enough to get our pulse racing. Of course, Jessica Alba picking food out of her teeth would probably be enough to do that too. (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

· Then again, it isn't every day we come across a video clip featuring Connie Chung in a tight dress writhing around on a piano while singing painfull off key; fans of upskirt shots of middle-aged Asian women might want to examine it more closely than we did, though they'll probably want to turn down the volume first. (Gawker)

· While this washable strap-on saddle designed for kids and dads would make a great last minute Father's Day gift, it might also be perfect for that special submissive or pony play enthusiast in your life. Don't forget the matching knee pads! (cashelcompany.com - thanks Dennis)

· In an update to a story we posted about yesterday, Austin art teacher Tamara Hoover isn't going down without a fight—and she's using MySpace to rally support for her defense. Help her out, because the world needs more art ... and more sexy teachers willing to get naked for it. (kxan.com + myspace.com)

· It seems Joss Stone is working on a side project that pretty much consists of her walking around in various bikinis. It's not a bad business to be in though, should the music thing ever fall through. (egotastic.com)

· The rides at the fair never last long enough, but some girls found that flashing your boobs is a great way to get a few extra minutes of spin time. Plus, it's just a nice thing to do for the carnies. (indystar.com)

· We probably don't need to tell you that burlesque has been making a comeback for some time now, but it's nice to see that others are taking notice. Don't expect ABC to break out "Fan Dancing with the Stars" anytime soon, though. (canada.com)

* * * * *

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives