Morning Wood

· A final tip of the hat to Aaron Spelling, who died on Friday. His classic shows like Charlie's Angels, Dynasty and Melrose Place were not technically smut, but he did make prime time TV safe for poolside bikini catfights. (abcnews.go.com)

· The biggest disappointment at the World Cup was not the U.S. team, but the horny hooligans that have failed to boost Germany's sex industry as so many expected. Guess they're too busy with all the fighting and drinking. (washingtonpost.com)

· Believe it or not, some people have a problem with an erotic graphic novel that imagines the sexual awakening of Wendy from "Peter Pan," Alice from "Alice in Wonderland," and Dorothy from "The Wizard of Oz." Don't act like you never thought about it yourself. (scotsman.com)

· Who is Lucy Becker? You might think she's just another Page 3 girl with size 30F boobs and ... well, you'd be right. But why argue with someone who is obviously so proud of her "talents"? (gallery @ dailyniner.com; see also mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· A man in Nampa, Idaho, borrowed "The Joy of Gay Sex" from his town library and refuses to return it. He claims it's because the library shouldn't be carrying such books in the first place, and not because he really, really, really wants to learn about gay sex. Hey, if any town needs that book, it's got to be Nampa, Idaho. (foxnews.com)

· Writing a sex and dating column for a major newspaper seems like a great job, but beware of the dangers: come-ons from readers, constantly shaming yourself in print, and the chance that your mom might read it. Then again, you get paid to bitch about your lousy love life, so it's not all bad. (independent.co.uk)