Morning Wood

· This is a nice collection of '50s and '60s pin-up girls (including names like Raquel Welch and Jayne Mansfield) trying to sell Vespas. If you ever wondered how those silly little scooters became so popular, here's your answer. (Flickr, via easydreamer.blogspot.com)

· Remember the asstastic Keyra Augustina, who became an internet superstar simply for being born with the most perfect butt in all of creation? Well, now it seems that Ele from Italy has something to say about that. Your move, Keyra. (doubleviking.com)

· You like underpants, right? Ok, now put some on your head and you've got yourself a website. The name says it all. (pantsonhead.com)

· Is this an art installation, a new bondage club, or some crazy practical joker with three really gullible friends? We're not sure, but we do know that if these folks are shaken "at the audience's discretion" that pretty much means "constantly." (pierogi2000.com, via sexblo.gs)

· If you own two Fleshlights and this is the most entertaining thing you've done with them, you might want to read the manual, because we're pretty sure you're using them wrong. (Google Video)