Wet Spots

· Pamela Anderson gets naked for a PETA protest ... or rather, she stands in a window for about 30 seconds with her hands over her boobs. So all of the sudden Pammy is shy about her body? PETA is such a cock tease! (yeeeah.com + video @ tmz.com)

· Friends don't let friends who play in the NBA watch porn videos and masturbate while drunk driving. (wfrv.com)

· Because Congress never met an industry it didn't want to regulate, ISPs have been told to expect new legislation designed to stop the insidious threat of MySpace. Besides, it's been at least a week since someone thought about the children. (mercurynews.com)

· The bond between a man and his penis pump is a special one, but one should try to limit their dick inflation to personal time—and not, for example, when you're at work. In a courtroom. As the judge. In case you missed the story when it first broke two years ago, this week's trial of former Oklahoma judge Donald D. Thompson will let you relive the magic all over again. (suntimes.com)

· This fake ad for the Condom-On condom applicator makes for a pretty funny spoof—except that it's actually not a bad idea. The iCut, however? Not funny at all. (condom-on.com, via Boing Boing)

· Just FYI: no matter what your sexual orientation was last year, if you saw Brokeback Mountain then you are probably now gay. Google Trends doesn't lie. If only you'd known sooner, you could've had a float in the Pride parade! (theanswermaysurpriseyou.blogspot.com)