Porn Valley Dispatch: 818 Sluts

Back in Bogue Chitto, we only "rocked the 601" as a pale imitation of what we could only imagine was happening in California. How could whole area codes have personality? we wondered. It was only upon our arrival on this coast that we realized how geography plays a much larger part in area code designations here than in other parts of the country.

As well as slut deposits.

The upshot is that the U.S. Geological Survey has concluded that the San Fernando Valley (area code 818) is home to the richest concentration of sluts in the United States. Read about some of them after the gap.
- G. Ponante

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818 Sluts is a competition paysite featuring four well-known Porn Valley starlets who compete with each other online each month. Do they compete for prizes? Probably not.

Crissy Cums, Alana Evans, Trina Michaels, and Annie Cruz filmed a large chunk of solo masturbation scenes that will be voted on by site members until only one performer is left, then the process begins again.

The question is, doesn't masturbation just mean one is horribly lonely? How are these women sluts if the only person getting any is them?

I am only partly convinced of this site's slutworthiness because I know that Annie Cruz can make clipping coupons look slutty.

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