Wet Spots

· Sophia Loren — the 71-year-old version, not the younger one pictured here — will appear nude in the 2007 Pirelli calendar. Once a sex symbol, always a sex symbol. At least we hope so. (yahoo.com)

· Meanwhile, Ashlee Simpson will appear in a future Victoria's Secret catalog, although the underwear will be photographed in a studio and she'll just hold up the photos and pretend she's wearing them later. (adrants.com)

· This woman is either desperate to raise money for breast implants or really desperate to sell her Honda. Either way, she'll find no sympathy in the comments section of your average blog. Car nerds are vicious! (Jalopnik)

· Here's a new interview with Melody Damayo (a.k.a. Mimi Miaygi), who you already know as the pornstar-turned-Nevada gubernatorial candidate. With the primary vote just a month away, she really needs to get out there and press the flesh, so to speak (asiansexgazette.com)

· Who was that masked man ... masturbating in a park in Ontario? Residents wonder if it could be the return of a notorious lurker from their past; or just some new creep in a stupid mask. (canoe.ca)

· Finally, what could be better than a photographic tour of our nation's great landmarks? How about photos of our nation's landmarks complete with bare ass? What a country! (buttsacrossamerica.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives