Tours Gone Wild

If your idea of an exotic foreign adventure pretty much consists of going to nightclubs that aren't physically in the U.S., then Tours Gone Wild may be for you. This group travel agency offers "VIP" packages to Buenos Aires and Rio de Janeiro, complete with native-speaking guides who escort you not to historic landmarks or natural wonders (snore), but to "clubs and parties where only LOCALS frequent."

Just read this stunning testimonial from James P.:

I can't imagine having gone to Rio any other way! We were taken to the hottest clubs on the BEST respective nights to go to each club. Mayko, our guide, acted as our personal pimp - introducing us to girls and translating for us when there was a language barrier. I would totally recommend it to all of my friends!

(Translation: "Dude, you're totally gonna get laid!") There's one catch, however: Your antics will likely be photographed and posted to the TGW website, where your most embarrassing moments will act as a lure to other worldly drunks who think you can't appreciate Madonna until you're heard her blasted through an Argentine disco. They may also be used to provide endless entertainment to Fleshbot readers. You've been warned.

· Tours Gone Wild Photo Gallery (toursgonewild.com)

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Previously: Party Girls @ PartyBabe, Tokyo Swingers, Spring Break Cancun, Brasileirinhas: Brazilian Amateurs Blog