Wet Spots

· It looks like our snotty older sibling Gawker is enjoying the power of redesign, as evidenced by the supersized underboobs of swimmer Amanda Beard on the cover of FHM. With pictures like that, who needs reading? (Gawker)

· Let's face it, the second your date sees your levitating magnetic bed you've totally sealed the deal. It'll be the best $1.5 million you ever spent. Just make sure to check for any hidden piercings before getting busy. (universearchitecture.com, via ohgizmo.com + Gizmodo)

· Another tip for summer: hot weather makes you horny, but hot weather sex will kill you! Experts advise that if you must fuck, please do it "calmly." Yeah, right ... like that's even possible. (dailyrecord.co.uk)

· Remember, the school motto is "Come to North Carolina State University for the academics, stay for the hugs from bare-assed fat guys" and not the other way around. (technicianonline.com)

· The Hotel Chatter blog provides a rundown on the best places to shack up when you're looking for a kinky night on the road. Be warned though: we're pretty sure most of these hotels don't charge by the hour. (hotelchatter.com)

· Want to get Limbaughed this weekend? The Smoking Gun has ideas on what to pack and who to invite on your Dominican sex vacation. We're not saying that's why Rush and his Hollywood friends went to the island, of course, but it never hurts to be prepared. (avn.com + thesmokinggun.com)

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