Morning Wood

· Have you ever been lounging in your rec room and thought to yourself, "Man, this beanbag chair is so comfortable, I wish I could fuck it?" Well, today is your lucky day! (homemade-sex-toys.com)

· Just when you thought it was safe to go back to MySpace ... that new "friend" request may actually be a porn site in disguise. Using MySpace to promote your filthy business? Is nothing sacred? (adrants.com + myspace.com)

· A federal judge says that those companies that take R-rated Hollywood movies, cut out the naughty bits, and re-sell them to Mormons are "illegitimate" and orders them to knock it off. Wait ... does this mean those guys in Brokeback Mountain were doing something other than fishing? (sfgate.com)

· Did you miss the annual mooning of the Amtrak trains in Southern California this weekend? Oh, well, there's always next year. (ocregister.com + moonamtrak.org)

· Sex tourism in Third World countries ... it's not just for guys anymore. Apparently, the ladies also enjoy boning hot, young natives in strange lands where there's fewer barriers and no commitment. Maybe you and your wife now have something in common. (independent.co.uk)

· Mistress Matisse spells out the "18 Things Sex Workers Should Know," although non-sex workers could learn a thing or two, as well. No health insurance, a boss who steals from you, and going to work drunk are definitely things we can relate to. (thestranger.com)