DVD Preview: Jack the Zipper’s “Blacklight Beauty”

Much as we've peddled porn auteur Jack the Zipper's wares here at Fleshbot in the past, we had no idea he was making what appears to be a self-perpetuating Gilliam-esque fuckfest that has no beginning or end and which, at last count, has 10 sex scenes, 12 actresses (one of whom, apparently, is never doing porn again), and a rodeo clown.

Join us after the gap for more pictures and a quaint, screencap- and text-based preview of a movie described by its director as "like dropping acid at the circus."
- G. Ponante

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"This was a major undertaking," Zipper told us. "It took nine months to complete. It's my 'Exile on Main Street'."

Zipper last graced these digital pages with the doom-laden "Squealer". "Blacklight Beauty", if we are to believe Mr. the Zipper, is all that and "seedy hatefuck sex with a raunchy climax."

Starring, among others, Joanna Angel, Charlotte Stokely, Allie Sin, Riley Mason, and Steven St. Croix as St. Crud the Rodeo Clown, "Blacklight Beauty" sounds like less the result of an ordered thought process as it does an unraveling of one.

If Zipper's films are date movies, then I want to steal your girlfriend. Listen to this description:

"Somewhere on the other side of town a drunken rodeo clown loiters in front of a barrio liquor store, and in a bourbon-infused stupor has the ultimate strip club pussy party fantasy - the kind blotter acid and vaseline were invented for."

Tell the truth - how many of you just said, "Dad!"?

"Blacklight Beauty" will be released on August 21. We don't know if there will be a star-studded premiere with Bianca Jagger, a swarm of bees, some boobies, and your peril. We do know that the Fleshbot West Wife wouldn't let us get away with bringing Allie Sin home to babysit.

· Blacklight Beauty (blacklightbeauty.com)
· Jack the Zipper (jackthezipper.com)

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