Morning Wood

· Katie "Better Known As Jordan" Price wants to turn her life story into a movie and she wants Keira Knightley to portray her. Her life story is more inspiring than we thought, since Katie Price has apparently never seen her own chest. (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

· Perhaps Katie should meet Sophie Howard and her friends? TheyShe is way more "qualified" for the role than Keira Knightley. (banklocater.com)

· Brokeback Mountain jokes are obviously still funny in some circles, but they're even more hilarious when told by a bicycle enthusiast instead of a professional comedian. Seriously, it never gets old. (Gawker)

· Congratulations to pornstar Flower Tucci who has been hired to write a sex advice blog for FHM, but here's some advice for her: don't quit your day job. (avn.com)

· Travel tip #427: When staying at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas, always check your freshly made bed for used condoms. Because if you don't, your kid will. (thesmokinggun.com)

· We're not surprised that people not only like to get busy with co-workers, they love to do in their actual place of business. So do things ever get this freaky at the Gawker Media Compound? You don't want to know. (Sploid)

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