Wet Spots

· Professional babe Jennifer Hawkins shows off her new jewel-encrusted bikini at an Australian dinosaur museum. Make up your own "bone collection" joke. (story w/ video @ news.com.au)

· Attention, shoppers: If you go to Sears to buy some new pants, remember to bring a pair of your old pants with you ... you know, to wear. (video @ nbc10.com)

· News flash: Pro wrestling uses sex to lure fans! (Guess what? It's also fake!) Although, we don't know how you write an article about sex in wrestling without even mentioning Val Venis and the best finishing move of all time, "The Money Shot." (americanchronicle.com + wikipedia.org)

· Adult Game Reviews takes a look at the new and improved DreamStripper Pro, the game of virtual exotic dancing. The Pro means it now shakes it for five-dollar bills instead of singles. (adultgamereviews.com)

· A look at the New York burlesque scene through the eyes of average gals with regular jobs by day - and names like "Creamy Stevens" by night. Watch out; that dancer you have a crush on just might be the girl in the corner office. (nypress.com)

· We were baffled by this scandal involving Malaysian police a ordering a woman in custody to do "naked ear squats." Was this some freaky new tantric thing we'd somehow never heard of? Unfortunately, the answer is no. (thestar.com.my)

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