Morning Wood

· Television writers are not attractive - which is why they become writers - but that's also why no one cares when they go on strike. The solution: get a crazy hot model to join your picket line. Those writers do know how to tell a story. (Defamer)

· An update to the FBI's sudden interest in Porn Valley: The feds say they are not targeting anyone specific with their surprise, first-time-ever 2257 inspections. The agents were just lonely and wanted someone to talk to. (xbiz.com)

· In other government news, a law may soon make it a felony to use misleading tactics to lure web surfers to your porn site. We guess our plan to offer free cookies and lemonade to all Fleshbot visitors will have to be re-examined. (avn.com)

· The fight against public nudity is getting a little out of control as men may be banned from taking of their shirts in some parts of England. Look, (almost) no one out there actually wants to see more man boobs, but let's be reasonable. (dailymail.co.uk)

· It seems that "ExtenZe" penis enlargement pills do not do everything that the company claims. Shocking, but true. It doesn't matter though, because everyone knows pumps are where it's at. (sfgate.com)

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