Wet Spots

· Forget Condoleezza Rice. This chick has all negotiating power we need to bring peace to the Middle East. All we are saying is give breasts a chance. (Yahoo News via radosh.net)

· MMORPG (That's a massive multi-player online role playing game, you nerd) Worlds of Warcraft is bringing orcs and elves together through their new dating service. Don't let the 5-to-1 male-to-female ratio discourage you. Most of the "females" are actually guys, anyway. (wowdate.fullwiki.com, via Kotaku)

· Eddie Van Halen will record two songs for director Michael Ninn's next adult feature. Wow, can you believe someone so successful would risk his reputation by working with Eddie Van Halen? (avn.com)

· Click on this link. No, don't click on it. Actually, go ahead. Well, maybe you better not. Ok, it's the former First Lady of the United States and current U.S. Senator Hillary Clinton without her shirt on. Are you happy now? (mediabistro.com)

· Some ladies in Winnipeg used a nude calendar to raise $43,000 for their senior center last year, so why not do it again? Yes, that said "senior center," as in senior citizens. Let's hope they age gracefully. (winnipegsun.com + mts.net)

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